My sources in the MSM inform me that Leola McConnell, the Las Vegas dominatrix who previously claimed that she dominated former Secretary of Education William Bennett, and that she witnessed George W. Bush perform a homosexual act, is now attempting to shop around some story involving Eliot Spitzer.
Leola reminds me of Ben Linus, the leader of “The Others” in the TV show Lost. Everything that either of them says is always a lie.
This appears to be yet another hoax on her part. They always follow the same modus operandi. A news reporter is contacted by an informant who claims to know Leola, and who claims to have inside information of a very juicy nature. The allegations become more and more ridiculous, but the informant refuses to provide any concrete independently verifiable information or to even talk on the telephone (because most of the BS would fall apart pretty quickly under cross-examination).
But eventually, some blogger with low standards of journalistic integrity will report that mainstream journalists are investigating some juicy story (which is true, because some mainstream journalists always fall for the trick and waste their time investigating the fake story), and then it has the patina of a truth covered up.
So this time, I broke the story, although I don’t know the exact details of it.
Is she that crazy woman from those Calico Cat posts? Who kept calling you "Little Mikey?"
Too bad it didn't work out ... you could have finally found a sexy black woman who didn't mind your politics.
Posted by: Spungen | March 28, 2008 at 08:31 PM
Ha! It is her. I'll plug, since for some reason you didn't. That was hilarious.
Posted by: Spungen | March 28, 2008 at 08:35 PM
After I was fooled by the NYT in that Duke lacrosse case, I swore I'd never again believe the word of a black whore. I need to see collaborating evidence.
Posted by: AllanF | March 30, 2008 at 02:14 AM