It is reported that Sarah Palin may have the big dipper tattooed on her ankle.
“Palin told The Associated Press that she and her husband, Todd, made a bet on whether Murkowski would run. If the governor says he’ll enter the race, Palin has to get the Big Dipper tattooed on her ankle. If Murkowski says no, Todd gets a wedding ring inked on his finger.” [Anchorage Daily News, 5/26/06]
So now we can list the following known Palin family tattoos:
Track
Jesus fish tattoo
State of Alaska tatoo
Levi Johnston
Bristol tattoo on finger (is this some sort of redneck Alaska thing?)
Sarah
Big dipper on ankle (possibly)
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"Palin Made a Bet With Her Husband About Whether Murkowski Would Get Into the Race — the Loser Had to Get a Tattoo. “Palin told The Associated Press that she and her husband, Todd, made a bet on whether Murkowski would run. If the governor says he’ll enter the race, Palin has to get the Big Dipper tattooed on her ankle. If Murkowski says no, Todd gets a wedding ring inked on his finger.” [Anchorage Daily News, 5/26/06] "
Soooooo strange.
Posted by: anon | September 05, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Better an ankle tattoo than a triangle piercing:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_piercing
Posted by: Peter | September 05, 2008 at 11:04 AM
I gotta ask. On the SAT to IQ conversion, my IQ is 135. My household income topped out at 120 K last year. I went to a college that matters (and am still paying for 10 years later). But I have a shamrock tattoo on my ankle and a dip in. Am I white trash?
Posted by: paddy | September 05, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Hitler's IQ was in the 140's yet he dropped out of high school. IQ can be independent of school, but school cannot be independent of IQ.
Posted by: Scott | September 05, 2008 at 11:10 AM
I have not made up my mind about Sara Palin. That's because I don't have enough information. I learned this from college physics where problem solving demands adequate information to employ the necessary equations. Anyone who has judged Palin on the information at hand, one way or the other, is an idiot that reacts from something besides calm logic. Give her two months.
Posted by: doctor | September 05, 2008 at 11:11 AM
What if someone has a tattoo in the shape of multiple bell curves showing the difference in IQ among various ethnic groups?
Posted by: Lane Honda | September 05, 2008 at 11:39 AM
"What if someone has a tattoo in the shape of multiple bell curves showing the difference in IQ among various ethnic groups?"
This person probably hangs out with White Supremecist groups. Prole.
Posted by: Half Sigma | September 05, 2008 at 11:40 AM
"I gotta ask. On the SAT to IQ conversion, my IQ is 135."
The SAT's and ACT's aren't IQ tests. All the evidence shows that its about 80% correlated with intelligence. I scored a 32 on the ACT which would translate on to about a 1410-1450 on the SAT. According to that my IQ is anywhere from 138 to 141 but I know its 127 based on the IQ test I took in 3rd grade which is much more valid.
Posted by: mnjohn | September 05, 2008 at 01:54 PM
I estimate her IQ to be 125 and I'll bet you $100 bucks that if a genuine number comes out (IQ, SAT, or other Mensa accepted test) that I'm closer (>= 118). We'll put a 1-year statue of limitations on the bet.
My estimate for the other candidates:
Obama 124
McCain 120
Biden 115
My grandmother dropped out of school in 9th grade, I would peg her IQ at about 145.
When she dropped out, she was #1 in her class in a religious school that was probably 1 s.d. above the public schools.
My mom is a successful businesswoman and her SAT qualifies for Mensa, but she didn't even get a four-year college degree until later in life.
I "barely" finished college at a crappy state school and my IQ is about 145.
If I ever get the VP nod I hope that I can still find my U of Penn acceptance letter in my parents attic, lest I get pegged as a prole.
It's hard for NYC Jews to understand this, but in middle America there's more to life than attending an Ivy League school.
Finally, just out of curiosity, a question to HS and the rest of the Fussell fans.
Where, specifically, do you put yourself on the Fussell class scale?
I honestly don't know because me, my parents and grandparents test all over the map using his criteria, plus I come from a subculture that complicates the story.
Based on my own scale, like 85% of America, I'm middle class.
-Mercy
Posted by: Mr. Mercy Vetsel | September 05, 2008 at 01:56 PM
I "barely" finished college at a crappy state school and my IQ is about 145."
Another Genius in the house. Congratulations on being one of thousand people born with an IQ over 140. This site seems to draw all of the best and brightest in the country. I seriously doubt this of course as every single person on this site overestimates their IQ. Kinda like exaggerating penis size for nerds.
Posted by: mnjohn | September 05, 2008 at 02:02 PM
I've been censored. I don't think I said anything offensive.
Posted by: mnjohn | September 05, 2008 at 02:04 PM
nevermind, sorry.
Posted by: mnjohn | September 05, 2008 at 02:04 PM
"I "barely" finished college at a crappy state school and my IQ is about 145. "
IMHO, if you barely finished college at a crappy state school, either your IQ should be re-rated downward, or you have another condition hampering your intellectual power. Lots of people say that I'm smart, but it's mostly low IQ white and black proles who say that. Compared to people who finished school in three or four years in rigorous programs at selective schools, I'm a prole idiot.
Posted by: David Alexander | September 05, 2008 at 03:40 PM
I seriously doubt this of course as every single person on this site overestimates their IQ
Self-selection. This is a great site for people who have high IQs yet are not masters of their own domain.
Posted by: Jody | September 05, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Mercy is a member of the Triple Nine Society, his IQ is verified.
He may be exaggerating his lack of success at college to prove a point. It's common for high IQ to pretend to be dumb. For some reason, it makes them feel better about their smartness.
Posted by: Half Sigma | September 05, 2008 at 04:04 PM
For the lady with the shamrock tattoo- The answer is yes you are still white trash because all the IQ in the world and all the money in the world can't buy class! Tattoos on women show you have absolutely no class! Which means you are white trash. Hope this helps you!
Posted by: john | September 05, 2008 at 04:14 PM
John..
LOL! My sentiments exactly. Yes, it is a ticket into the white trash world.
Posted by: lofasz | September 05, 2008 at 04:51 PM
If you have a lófasz, then you don't need a high IQ.
Luckily, I have both.
Posted by: Patrik | September 05, 2008 at 05:30 PM
The public votes for stupid Bush was smart but acted like a redneck he doesn't have a real southern accent he grew up in the Northeast and went to prep school in Connecticut. Even Obama is avoiding mentioning Yale. He knows the public likes dumb people. Dumb acting with a pregnant daughter that will get her elected.
Posted by: Toputsky | September 05, 2008 at 08:53 PM
Tattoos do not make one white trash. White trash are unproductive people, who happen to be white. I know plenty of tattooed people who are productive members of society, and I know plenty of non-tattooed people who are leeches on society. The comments posted by John and Lofasz are lacking in class, themselves. Both comments are rather arrogant and brutish, as opposed to the elegance that they have implied that they prefer.
Posted by: MojoBat | September 07, 2008 at 01:36 AM
I can maybe shed some light on the ring tattoos. My husband was a Bering Sea crab fisherman when we married 20 years ago. Asking him to wear a wedding ring would have put his life in danger because rings can get caught up in hooks and machinery. If your ring gets snagged on a crab pot as it's going over the side, you're going to the bottom and you aren't coming back. Safer to replace the ring with a tattoo.
Posted by: RC | September 07, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Ahh, Half-Sigma: "Where all the commenters are just slightly above average..."
Posted by: Brian | September 08, 2008 at 08:51 AM
"On the SAT to IQ conversion, my IQ is 135. My household income topped out at 120 K last year. I went to a college that matters (and am still paying for 10 years later). But I have a shamrock tattoo on my ankle and a dip in. Am I white trash?"
Like elitism, white trash is a mentality, not an economic situation. I've met people with an 8 figure net worth I'd consider white trash, and been waited on in restaurants by people I'd call elitist.
"Even Obama is avoiding mentioning Yale. He knows the public likes dumb people"
It might also be because he didn't go to Yale. In any case, success in any school, selective or otherwise, establishes that one is good at going to school.
"qualifies for Mensa"
If you have to have documentation to "prove" how intelligent you are, there's probably a reason why.
Posted by: J | September 08, 2008 at 08:59 AM
According to an internet test, my IQ is 118
and what does it matter what tattoos palin and her family have?
Posted by: Cletus | September 08, 2008 at 04:24 PM
If a tatoo and a half can be placed on an ankle and a half, how many extremist radical friends of Barack Obama does it take guess his Infanticide Quotient?
Posted by: unspun | September 10, 2008 at 06:53 AM
She wants to imminentize the eschaton.
Posted by: oxmix | September 11, 2008 at 05:51 PM
She's apparently got some dragon-wrapped-around-a-knife tat on her arm.
See: http://aranovich.com/clients/stencil/palindemort-lrg.jpg
Posted by: Katie | September 23, 2008 at 08:45 PM
to the person with the shamrock tatoo;
1. your measures of success are shallow and misguided
2. yes, it makes you trash.
Thank you.
Posted by: Truth Teller | October 04, 2008 at 03:34 PM