The real mother of Arnold’s love child is now revealed. It turns out that she is not a beautiful blonde WASPy-looking flight attendant, but rather an old-looking Hispanic woman.
One should remember that prole women’s looks go downhill very fast; she may have been a lot better looking more than a decade ago when they did the act which gave rise to the love child.
So here’s a lesson for unmarried readers: don’t marry a prole woman if you care about what she’s going to look like in ten years. Marry a nice WASPy girl from a good college (and even better if she went to a good prep school).