Arnold’s real mistress

The real mother of Arnold’s love child is now revealed. It turns out that she is not a beautiful blonde WASPy-looking flight attendant, but rather an old-looking Hispanic woman.

One should remember that prole women’s looks go downhill very fast; she may have been a lot better looking more than a decade ago when they did the act which gave rise to the love child.

So here’s a lesson for unmarried readers: don’t marry a prole woman if you care about what she’s going to look like in ten years. Marry a nice WASPy girl from a good college (and even better if she went to a good prep school).

Comments

[JP]

"According to the New York Times, there was a period 14 years ago when Baena was working at the couple's Brentwood mansion while pregnant with Schwarzenegger's child ... at the same time Shriver was also pregnant with Schwarzenegger's son."

His seed is STRONG!

It's no surprise that a woman of 50 isn't hot. We need to see a picture of her at 30 when Arnold knocked her up.

"Only now is it completely clear just how badly Shiver was betrayed by her husband."

Uh huh. I find it hard to believe Maria didn't know, and wasn't putting up with it all along. I suspect they made a deal to keep the marriage together until he was out of office.

[Thrasymachus]

I'm not sure I agree. Hispanic women who are unattractive get ugly as they age, but good-looking ones stay good-looking. I think this woman looked about the same, but younger. A lot of sexually aggressive guys will have sex with anything they can get their hands on. She didn't have to be attractive, she just had to be available and willing.

[Abelard Lindsey]

This is not surprising. Arnold has had a well-known lust for women of "color". This is why he has them featured in many of his movies (Total Recall, Commando, etc.). There was a rumor in 2003 that he had a fling with Rachel Ticotin while making "Total Recall" in 1990. I always thought this rumor believable.

[The Superfluous Man]

Why prep school?

Good looking women suffer much less of a drop than the plain janes. Plain girls can look decent with youth and health, but shorn of one, the drop is precipitous. The women who remain attractive into their 30s and 40s were clearly pretty in their 20s.

Among whites, the North Europeans and the fair-skinned age best. Avoid the sunbathers.

[Peter]

If the toddler the woman is holding in the picture is Arnold's child, it's obviously a rather old picture.

[Dragon Horse]

The woman is a black Muslim immigrant from Guinee, she has a teenage daughter. I think I believe her. Like I said she ain't no hood rat or no "wise latina", she is likely not trying to game him. If anything she is ashamed by what happened, being Muslim and African. He needs to spend a good two years in a prison in upstate New York. Freak.

A girl in France is also accusing him of trying to rape her a few years ago. She is white and a relative by marriage. :-O

http://reason.com/blog/2011/05/16/bhl-frances-national-disgrace

The French also published the black woman's name in the paper in France.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2011/05/why-slatefr-other-french-media-published-dsk-accusers-name/37853/

They have a picture of her here:

http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011/05/18/the-real-name-of-dominique-strauss-kahns-rape-accuser-is-nafissatou-diallo/

[Dragon Horse]

The woman is a black Muslim immigrant from Guinea, she has a teenage daughter. I think I believe her. Like I said she ain't no hood rat or no "wise latina", she is likely not trying to game him. If anything she is ashamed by what happened, being Muslim and African. He needs to spend a good two years in a prison in upstate New York. Freak.

A girl in France is also accusing him of trying to rape her a few years ago. She is white and a relative by marriage. :-O

http://reason.com/blog/2011/05/16/bhl-frances-national-disgrace

The French also published the black woman's name in the paper in France.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2011/05/why-slatefr-other-french-media-published-dsk-accusers-name/37853/

They have a picture of her here:

http://www.inmalafide.com/blog/2011/05/18/the-real-name-of-dominique-strauss-kahns-rape-accuser-is-nafissatou-diallo/

[johnny]

This is a picture of the woman from 1994.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-mildred-patty-baena-dancing-photo-1994-maria-shriver-love-child-baby-maria-shriver-mistress/

As you can see, she's always been nothing to look at.

[E. Rekshun]

She's got man hands.

[tg]

Anybody else think Maria would probably still be with Arnold if this maid was a solid 9/10 instead of like a 2?

[hbd chick]

and a lesson for the women-folk out there -- don't have a housekeeper!

pool boy, yes. housekeeper, no. (~_^)

[HopperG]

tg, I hear what your saying.

BTW, Maria Shriver isn't all that either. She's skinny though, and that breeding has probably made her relatively fanatical about keeping up appearances. OTOH, she probably isn't a real Predator in bed either.

Either way, cmon, Arnold! You should be doing better than all this! Talk to Sly and have him help a brother out.

[bupkis]

LOL, she looks like Gilbert Gottfried in that pic. Way to go, Arnie!

[Sheila Tone]

You betas are impossible to please. Not good husband material at all.

[Abelard Lindsey]

Not only is Arnold known to like women of color, do remember that Arnold is an "ass-man" and that the women in question definitely has an ass.

"Young Arnold Schwarzenegger in Brazil"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

Arnold's favorite body part is the ass.

[not too late]

What do you mean we need a picture of her when she was younger. She is holding the baby in the picture! That ain't no ten year old. That is the baby, so she is only a year or so older in the picture than when he knocked her up. Even plain women don't lose it all in just a year or so.

She is so old looking, she looks like she could be the baby's grandmother, and Arnold's mother. Creepy.